Umbrella Academy: the 10 worst things Hazel and Cha Cha did

Although they weren’t actually around for the second season, Hazel and Cha Cha were often at the center of some major trouble from The Umbrella Academy. The two Commission agents hunted down Five, and in the process ended up fighting his entire family as they tried to stop him from avoiding the apocalypse.

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For the most part, Cha Cha (Mary J. Blige) was the more ruthless of the two, seeking to follow orders and only worrying about the next job. Hazel (Cameron Britton) was also a killer, but she yearned for something more. Regardless, they both committed some truly heinous acts on the show, sometimes against each other.

10 Hazel left Cha Cha to die in Apocalypse

The Umbrella Academy - The Apocalypse

In the grand scheme of things, Hazel taking out her partner during this episode was a good thing. The two were visited by The Handler after they started fighting in a hotel room and she ordered them to protect Vanya. That would allow the apocalypse to occur.

So when Hazel incapacitated Cha Cha, shot The Handler, and rescued Agnes, it was technically a good thing. However, what makes him so bad is that he let Cha Cha die. While it had become difficult to live with her, it was still difficult to leave a lifelong companion behind to die while escaping to safety with Agnes.

9 They attacked each other

Featured Image of Hazel and Cha Cha

When Five surprised everyone by agreeing to work for The Handler at The Commission, he began to wreak havoc and cause damage. He sent individual messages to Hazel and Cha Cha with orders to kill the other. Many partners would have discussed it or even ignored the orders.

However, Cha Cha led Hazel to a secluded area to do the deed. She decided not to, but was enraged when she saw him spend time with Anges. After rewinding for a while, Hazel incapacitated Cha Cha and handcuffed her to her motel room so she could leave with Agnes.

8 Tortured a random boy

Hazel and Cha Cha talk while a man is tied up in the background

One of the first scenes involving Hazel and Cha Cha saw them looking for Five. Unaware that Five had made a fundamental mistake and had returned to the present in his teenage body, the agents captured a random guy who had visited Agnes’s donut shop at the same time as Five.

This man was brutally tortured to obtain information at his workplace. That included tying him up and causing him to suffer violent pain. In the end they realized that he was not the one they were looking for, but they showed no remorse for what they had done.

7 The shooting with five

After finally getting it right and learning that Five was in his younger body, Hazel and Cha Cha tracked him down to a department store where he was visiting “Dolores”. As soon as they saw him, they were involved in a shooting that destroyed the store.

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While this was indeed a case where they just did their job, it was a bit too much. They had killed many people before, but they had no qualms about taking the life of a child, even if it was older at heart. This shooting also nearly destroyed “Dolores”, which would have crushed Cinco.

6 Cha kidnapped Agnes

After Hazel knocked out Cha Cha and tried to run away with Agnes, his conscience washed over him. He had Agnes wait at a motel so she could go back to the Umbrella Academy and warn them of the impending apocalypse because it was the right thing to do.

However, while he was gone, Cha Cha caught up with him and kept Agnes tied up in the motel room. He threatened to kill her and was about to do so if The Handler hadn’t shown up to disrupt the process. It was quite an unforgivable act.

5 Attacked the Umbrella Academy

After the department store shooting, Hazel and Cha Cha tracked Five’s location to the Umbrella Academy home. Invading the mansion was bad enough on its own, but it got worse once they found the rest of the family there and got into a fight.

This was a brutal battle in which Diego and Alison faced Cha Cha, while Hazel fought Luther. The last exchange was cruel and saw Hazel throw an entire candlestick on Luther, which would have killed him if he was a normal human. Klaus was also kidnapped here.

4 Klaus tortured

The Umbrella Academy Klaus Cha Cha Hazel

Klaus’ kidnapping led them to take him to their motel. While there, they tied him to a chair and proceeded to beat him for hours. That included nearly suffocating him with a bag, hitting him harder with every answer they didn’t like, and locking him in a small closet.

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Hazel and Cha Cha also destroyed his drugs, which was when he finally gave some information. Fortunately, Klaus was able to turn the tables a bit by communicating with the dead and scaring them with stories of those they killed in the past.

3 Protected the Apocalypse

Vanya costume at the umbrella academy

As noted, these two are no strangers to hurting, torturing, or even killing those around them for their work. However, it is completely different to protect the apocalypse. That means that everyone on the entire planet would die and be partially responsible.

Almost every act they commit during the first season was done to stop Five, which would allow the apocalypse to occur. In the end, Hazel finally made the right decision to try and stop him. He also returns in season two and sacrifices himself to tell Five how to stop him a second time, even if it is unavoidable.

two Killed dozens of people

Zoya Popova with blood on her head

When Hazel and Cha Cha are seen for the first time, it quickly becomes clear that they are murderers. That’s nothing new in shows and movies like The Umbrella Academy but it really becomes a different story when the audience sees everything in front of them.

While the two of them had Klaus tied up, he became serious and began communicating with the dead. The entire room was filled with dozens of dead who were victims of Hazel and Cha Cha’s work. It really showed how much terror they had caused throughout history.

1 Murdered Detective Patch

Patch and Diego The Umrella Academy

In general, murdering dozens appears to be ahead of the murder of a single police officer. However, this one hurt viewers more than anything Hazel and Cha Cha did. Although Detective Patch was not around for long, he had an impact.

She had a past with Diego and it was a kind of moral compass for him. He went to her after Hazel and Cha Cha attacked her house and that’s why she went after them. Unable to contact him, Patch walked in alone and was killed by Cha Cha in a heartbreaking scene.

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